BEGONE, WRITER'S BLOCK FROM HELL!

Fics My Brain Wants Written:
*'Steel and Sparks', first in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: ~3730 words.
*'Drowning Attention', second in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: ~2600 words.
*'Friendly Advice', third in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: ~2050 words.
*'Bottle Shards', fourth in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: ~2400 words.
*'Instinct', fifth in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: 500+/???? words.
*'Break Time', sixth in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: 0/???? words.
*'Hooked', seventh in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: 0/???? words.
*'Relationships, 101', eighth (and final one) in the CLC canon-verse 'Something Series' for otp_100: 0/???? words.

*Real Men AU (Cloud/Leon for otp_100) - ~3130 words.
*Sequels/Prequels for the Real Men AU.

*Scars of Choice, genderbender CLC femmeslash for otp_100: ~1200/~5000?

*Time: Lost and Found Tifa/Edea FFVIII-predominant AU, leftover of my injusticed 0tp prompts: ~1500/4000?

Scatterbraining:

*FINAL FANTASY X PORN. JECHT/AURON/BRASKA THREESOMES. PLEASE. (~2000 words/?????)

*Cops-and-(Heart)Robbers CLC AU. One down, many more to come.

*WWI CLC AU. HAVE TO WIKI TIMELINE UP, THOUGH.
*AERITH-CENTRIC KH ACID-TRIP. FOR THE MIGHTY LULZ.



EDIT: I'VE ERASED SOME PROJECTS I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TOUCH FROM THE LIST. IF I OWED YOU THAT AND YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED, CONTACT ME AND I'LL TRY AND BE MORE OF A DECENT PERSON THIS TIME.

...and even more bite. So much, in fact, that I'll probably be unable to chew. But screw it, I'm so totally trying anyway <3

I just assigned myself to otp_100, as the bringer of 100 pieces of Cloud/Leon fiction. Oh yeah. <3

Check out the empty table!

001.	OTP	002.	Couple	003.	Cry	004.	Laugh	005.	Anger
006.	Control	007.	Trouble	008.	Cops	009.	Hospital	010.	Sickness
011.	Blue	012.	Red	013.	Black	014.	White	015.	Colors
016.	Food	017.	Pizza	018.	Taco	019.	Toast	020.	Cookie
021.	Soda	022.	Beer	023.	Drunk *SS-IV	024.	Wine	025.	Party
026.	Parents	027.	Aunt	028.	Uncle	029.	Brother	030.	Sister *SS-III
031.	Car	032.	Motorcycle	033.	Truck	034.	Mini Van	035.	Hummer
036.	Flower	037.	Tree	038.	Seed	039.	Catcus	040.	Root
041.	Bird	042.	Cat	043.	Dog	044.	Fish	045.	Fly
046.	Hunting	047.	Fishing	048.	Baseball	049.	Soccer	050.	Hockey
051.	Water *SS-II	052.	Fire	053.	Earth	054.	Air	055.	Storm
056.	Friends	057.	Ex-Friends	058.	Enemies	059.	Lovers	060.	Ex-Lover
061.	Snow	062.	Rain	063.	Heat *SS-I	064.	Fall	065.	Hope
066.	Necklace	067.	Ring	068.	Watch	069.	Earring	070.	Bracelet
071.	Time	072.	Minute	073.	Hour	074.	Second	075.	Day
076.	Death	077.	Life	078.	Rebirth	079.	Heal	080.	Curse
081.	Concert	082.	Singer	083.	Actor	084.	Writer	085.	Read
086.	King	087.	Queen	088.	President	089.	She	090.	He
091.	Birthday	092.	Christmas	093.	Thanksgiving	094.	Halloween	095.	New Year
096.	Writer‘s Choice	097.	Writer‘s Choice	098.	Writer‘s Choice	099.	Writer‘s Choice	100.	Writer‘s Choice

Just waiting for the mod's thumbs up, now! ^^~ I'M IN! 8D

EDIT: THIS THING IS NOW FIXED RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE FOR MY CONVENIENCE.

DOUBLE EDIT: Fics marked with "*SS-(number)" are part of Something Series; the number is, therefore, which part it takes in the storyline.

While Something Series V refuses to get written, this would-be other arc grew on me. I have plans for it - obviously, as this piece is left quite open - but I'm trying to work with it very loosely. I had too much expectations toward Something Series and I guess that's what's been throwing me off in the end.

So, welcome to Cops and Heart-Robbers, a police-show style AU.

Partners
Cloud/Leon, Aerith, Cid, others infered.
Kingdom Hearts II Alternate Universe: Cops and Heart-Robbers
Rated R for mentioned sex, some gore, and illicit drug abuse references.
Written for the otp_100 challenge, under theme #08 - Cops
~1370 words.
Homicides requires some getting used to, but they're past this stage already.

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( No tension. )
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I REALLY NEED A BETA-READER WHO'D BE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME THROUGH E-MAIL. PLEASE, GUYS?

X-Posted to otp_100 and leonxcloud.

It's been a mighty while. Life ran me over with an 8X8. I wish I could post more, but I promise I've been working on the WIPs. They'll be out, eventually.

Meanwhile that, have a slice of what may as well be a series of double drabbles, born from a ff_fortnightly prompt from long ago that I didn't manage to write for: disguises. ShinRa is a nice front for so much dirt.


FFVII (Seven Sins of ShinRa), Rufus, PG, 200 words - ( Greed Machine )



The other sins will come around shortly.

More from 0tp, since CLOUD AND LEON ARE BEING BITCHES. I hope to have them written soon enough, but how soon is soon has been turning out to be a dangerous question.

Meanwhile this...
Title: Sting It Up
Pairings/Characters: Setzer/Jecht, Leo, Braska, Auron.
Warnings: Drunken foolery. Language. CROSSOVER from Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy X. Far-West AU. Not beta'ed as always.
Word Count: ~780
Rating: NC-17 / M, for gay sex.
Summary: Freedom where least expected.
A/N: Written for the No True Pair challenge, May/June round, Week 2 - the prompt is "hadncuffs/prison scenario".

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( Ride, cowboy, ride... )
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Yes, I just wanted Setzer in a cowboy's hat.

No True Pair has started its posting rounds. Taste the yumminess. Go. NOW.

My first contribution:
Title: Wildcard - Of Fortune, Fate and Freedom
Pairings/Characters: Setzer/Vaan, FFXII party mentioned.
Warnings: Casual sex in public places. CROSSOVER from Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy XII, heavy setting-predominance of the latter. Not beta'ed as always.
Word Count: ~2700 words.
Rating: NC-17 / M, for gay sex, ktxbai.
Summary: Freedom where least expected.
A/N: Written for the No True Pair challenge, May/June round, Week 1 - the prompt is "sex within a time limit".

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( Isn't every fortune a game in itself? )
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In other notes - BOTH CLOUD AND LEON ARE BEING WUSSES. WTF, DUDE, SRSLY.

New tag system! Same old content! COLLEGE/WORK SUCKS, FANDOM ROCKS.

Just dumping the FFXII drabbles or double drabbles that I've written for ff_fortnightly so far. More to come whenever I feel like it, also divided by final fantasy installment.



Fran; G; 100 words; "Failure" - ( Prodigal Child )

Vaan, Basch; PG (blood/death); 100 words; "Experience VS First Time" - ( Small Wonders )

Vaan/Basch; R (sexual themes); 100 words; "Acceptance" - ( Granted )

Vayne, Venat; PG (murder); 200 words; "Pictures/Photos/Memorial Media" - ( Private Collection )

Penelo, Balthier/Basch; R (sexual themes); 100 words; "Voyeurism" - ( Of Propriety and Need )

Penelo, Basch, Zalera; G; 100 words; "Demons and/or Angels" - ( Rescue By The Antithesis )

Thanks for reading ^^~

NO TRUE PAIR IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME. FO SHIZZLE. MY PROMPT LIST IS SO FULL OF GLAMTASTICAL CRACKY-BUT-TOTALLY-WORKABLE THEMES. I THINK THAT I DON'T WANT TO WRITE JUST ABOUT FIVE OF THEM. HELL YEAH.

That means otp_100 will be slightly belated, but nothing major. Something Series Part V should be out by the ending of May, now.

( Onto the commented and fangirlized (AND TOTALLY NSFW) list! )

I still have much to think on this list, this is just my initial hype, and I'll be very happy if I write three of them for every posting period - I'm still super excited.

Something quick to distract my mind from the proto-epic fics eating my brains.

Title: Fever
Pairing/Characters: Cloud/Leon.
Warnings: Not beta'ed. Metaphors a'galore, implications like WHOA.
Word Count: ~230.
Rating: STRONG R, for heavily implied sex. Not entirely worksafe.
Summary: Cloud has the fever.
A.N.: Written for the otp_100 challenge, under theme #10, Sickness.

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( And he wants no medicine. )
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Thanks for reading, comments very apreciated ^^~
X-Posted to otp_100 and leonxcloud.

SO, I should be writing Something Series V right now, and I'm not. But I've got reasons. I just want to know whether they're good or not before putting anymore effort into them.

Everytime I look at the prompt table for otp_100, I get weirder ideas. #089 - She, for example, spawned this genderbender semi-AU thing which I'm temporarily naming 'Scars of Choice', though it may undergo lots of changes. Here's a little piece, out of the ~1000 words that I've got down so far:
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( 'Don't you think it better to find something other than a hospital gown to walk around in, Miss...?' )
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This is meant to be a big-ass piece - for my standards, at least. Some 5000 words or more, covering pretty much everything from the timeline since the destruction of Radiant Garden.

So, tell me people - because yes, your opinion influences what I write, I can't help it - how are you feeling about some femmeslash fusing with your CLC?